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Shine a laptop directly in my sleeping face before you fire up an old school typewriter. I can handle the glow but the noise was brutal on those things.

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As I read this, Trump is in Arizona bitching and moaning that her crowds aren't real, while she's in North Carolina with a crowd whose cacophonous roaring approaches the decibel level I heard in the room at the DNC. That's rally number two of the day too. Her crowds seem to be growing exponentially, in fact.

Yeah, it ain't too early to believe.

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You forgot the most obvious one.

One of the candidates could drop dead. And a younger white guy who isn't JD Vance could swoop in and "save" us.

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